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My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.  Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all Read More

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set Read More

 This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for theiranniversary.Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop thatsparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was lookingfor a Read More

>1. COWS>2. THE CONSTITUTION>3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS>>COWS>Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government>can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the>stall where she sleeps in the Read More

Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social  Security (FICA) Program. He promised:1.) That participation in the Program would be  completely voluntary, 2.) That the participants would only have to pay  1% of the first $1,400 of Read More